Captain Threat Tee | Funny Coastal Graphic
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Why This Tee Works
Everyone looks to you for guidance.
You’re not sure why.
That’s the real threat.
Captain Threat is for the ones who never wait to be told what to do. The ones who step in, take the wheel, and somehow make it look effortless. Not loud. Not reckless. Just assumed authority, earned over time…or at least confidently implied.
The vintage pirate artwork adds a worn-in, coastal edge that feels familiar the first time you wear it. Like something you’ve owned forever, or something you found and kept without asking too many questions. It works dockside, off-duty, or anywhere presence matters more than volume.
Some people chase direction.
Others become it.
To be clear, that’s a threat.
1 Year Guarantee
Take this tee for a year-long spin. If it doesn’t earn its spot in your drawer, we’ll refund you. Simple.
We want you to actually live in your tee - wash it, wear it, enjoy it. If it lets you down within 1 year of purchase, we’ll be surprised, but we stand by our quality and we’ll make it right. If it starts to fall apart under normal wear - the design starts peeling, the crewneck warps from regular washes, the fabric gives out - or if you’re just not happy, contact us. We’ll refund you.
Most brands stop at 30 days. We give you 365 days.
If a hurricane sweeps you up and, while you’re busy watching cows fly by, you accidentally bump into the one perfectly intact house floating in the stratosphere where a single rusty nail just happens to be sticking out, which catches your shirt and tears it clean in two right before you land softly on a beach, where someone hands you a coconut drink for your troubles - well, that one’s on the weather. You get our drift.
Bottom line - if you're not happy in a year, we'll refund you.
Free Shipping. Always.
Free shipping, always - no minimums, no tricks, just a brand that keeps it honest.
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Salt + Threads Favorites
From staff meetings to rum tastings, the tees we live in.
What Sets Our Tees Apart
Built For Florida Living
You know how finding a tee light enough for Florida but perfect for layering in cooler weather feels impossible?
Yeah, we get it.
We hunted for them and couldn't find them either, so we started our own tee company.
We dialed in the perfect weight at 4.2 oz - light enough to keep you cool from morning to night, strong enough to handle real Florida living.
You won’t find these tees anywhere else.
We looked.
That’s why our whole line is built around this one feel.
Because if you live in Florida, you need tees you can actually live in.
1 Tee For All 3
In Florida, our lives are active, so changing tees to match what we're doing happens a few times a day.
Our tees lean into versatile comfort and easy living.
Made with high-end Airlume cotton, they’re built for morning, noon, and night - for work, play, and sleep.
We wear ours:
- To work at Salt + Threads
- When we go deep-sea fishing with the boys
- With a pair of nice blue jeans and a dinner jacket to meet friends for rum tasting
- To hurricane parties
- When we’re watching launches from the driveway, our personal front-row VIP balcony
- And yes, we even shamelessly sleep in them
They’re that versatile, and that comfortable.
Living THE COASTAL LIFE
Most coastal tees aren’t made by people who actually live the life. We do.
We’re based in Cocoa Beach, Florida, and every design we make comes straight from what happens here - the heat, the salt, the storms, the sun, the way people actually live on the coast. These are tees built for real Florida living, inspired by it, shaped by it, tested in it.
And because we love our oceans as much as we love the sea turtles cruising our shoreline, we keep our footprint light. Low-impact dyes, solar-powered, low-waste facilities, and made-to-order production so we never create more than we need.
This is comfort you can feel good in - and feel good about. That’s coastal luxury, the Salt + Threads way.
Faqs
Categories
Fit, Feel + Care
“How do I wash these tees?”
For the best long-term care, wash cold and tumble dry low. It’s true.
But honestly, we’re tough on our tees – they've been known to get throw in with whatever load is going, which is sometimes warm, sometimes warmer. And they don't disappoint.
Our advice: live in these tees, and wash the way you wash.
Have questions? Reach out anytime - we’re happy to help: team@saltplusthreads.co
“I’m between sizes. What should I do?”
→ Go up one size. Easy as that.
“I carry more weight in my middle. Which way should I lean?”
→ If your usual size ever feels snug in the belly, go up.
“What about broad shoulders?”
→ If shirts often pull across your shoulders, go up one size.
Color + Product Photos
"Which photo shows the truest color of the tee?"
Our flat lay image shows the most accurate tee color. Lifestyle photos are created in different lighting environments, so tones may appear slightly warmer or cooler.
Returns + Exchanges
“What if I get my size wrong?”
First-Time Fit Promise
Ordered your usual size and it’s just … off? No worries. Your first size exchange is on us - no returns, no printing labels, no cost to you. We’ll send the correct size and get you into the fit you actually want.
Size Locked In After Your First Exchange
All of our tees are printed on the same premium t-shirt, which means once you find the right size with us, you’ll know it for every tee going forward.
To view our no-loophole Return + Refund Policy, visit the footer section of this page. There’s nothing extra hiding here, just more detail.
"What is your refund policy?"
Our 1-Year Tee Guarantee
Take this tee for a year-long spin. If it doesn’t earn its spot in your drawer, we’ll refund you. Simple.
We want you to actually live in your tee - wash it, wear it, enjoy it. If it lets you down within 1 year of purchase, we’ll be surprised, but we stand by our quality and we’ll make it right. If it starts to fall apart under normal wear - the design starts peeling, the crewneck warps from regular washes, the fabric gives out - or if you’re just not happy, contact us. We’ll refund you.
Most brands stop at 30 days. We give you 365 days.
Bottom line - if you're not happy in a year, we'll refund you.
To view our no-loophole Return + Refund Policy, visit the footer section of this page. There’s nothing extra hiding here, just more detail.
"Do you really offer a 1-year guarantee for your t-shirts?"
Yep, we do. If it can’t last a year of Florida living, we don’t expect you to keep it.
365 days. One tee. Zero doubts. If it fails you, we refund you.
To view our no-loophole 1-yr Guarantee, visit the footer section of this page. There’s nothing extra hiding here, just more detail.
Shipping + Delivery
What's the shipping timeframe?
Production time
All of our tees are printed within 2–3 business days.
Delivery time
Packages typically arrive within 3–8 business days after they ship. You’ll receive a tracking number by email as soon as your order is on the way.
What if there’s a delay?
Sometimes tracking can take up to 24 hours to update after your order ships. If it looks stuck, give it a day. If something still seems off after that, reach out and we’ll make it right. We keep an eye on orders to make sure they stay on track.
Salt + Local Crew
"Why Can't I Find The Local Salty Crew T-shirt On Your Site?"
You won’t find this tee out in the open because it’s reserved for the crew.
You’ll need access to see it, which is easy. Just join the crew by signing up below and we’ll send you a private link straight to the tee. Done.
You’ll also get a first-tee discount, crew-only perks (like the Local Salty Crew T-shirt), and a few no-nonsense updates along the way -just stuff we think you’ll actually care about.
If you vibe with this tee, you’ll vibe with the crew. Come on in.
"Is the Salt + Local Crew Florida-only?"
Not at all. We started this whole tee thing because we couldn’t find shirts that could survive Florida life - the heat, the humidity, the “did it just rain sideways?” weather. We built the tees we wished existed. Turns out a whole lot of out-of-staters were looking for the exact same thing: lightweight enough to breathe, durable enough to actually live in.
So yes, we’re rooted in Florida…but we happily claim locals and locals at heart. If you vibe with salty air, easy days, and tees that can take a beating, you’re already one of us.
Florida address not required. Welcome to the Crew.
