Salty Mermaid Pirate Threat T-Shirt | Eco-Friendly Vintage Graphic Shirt
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Fit + Size
🧵 True to Size, Made to Move
Modern and tailored, designed with a unisex retail fit that runs true to size. These tees strike a balance: not too tight, not too loose, just really comfortable and soft. For the best fit, go with the size you usually wear.
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Shipping
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We don’t keep comfort waiting. Your ultra-soft tee ships out fast!
Production Time: All shirts are printed and shipped within 2-3 business days.
Delivery Times:
- U.S. Orders: Typically arrive in 3–8 business days after shipping.
📦 You’ll get a tracking number sent to your email as soon as your order ships.
What if there's a delay?
Sometimes tracking takes 24 hours to update after shipping. If it looks stuck, just give it a day—we’re on it! And if something’s off, we’ll make it right. Our team keeps an eye on every order to make sure things stay on track. 🧡
WHY THIS IS YOUR NEXT FAVORITE TEE
You don’t sparkle, sing, or wait around on rocks—you stir the pot, sip something with a bite, and laugh when the tide gets dramatic. The Salty Mermaid T-Shirt is for those who are more storm surge than seashell, more side-eye than siren song. With bold vintage lettering and a splash of attitude, it’s not a shirt—it’s a nautical red flag. You’re not the myth. You’re the reason they turn the ship around.
Made from sustainable, eco-friendly fabrics, this ultra-soft graphic tee feels broken-in from the very first wear and keeps its shape wash after wash. Lightweight, breathable, and responsibly made, it’s perfect for late-night bonfires, dockside adventures, or mornings when you need a little pirate energy to keep afloat. Built tough, but soft enough to live in, it balances rebel spirit with all-day comfort.
Some mermaids lure sailors. You sink ships—with style. And in this tee, no one mistakes you for harmless.
Some people drift, others follow—but not you. In this tee, you don’t just ride the tide. You command it.
Proudly Made in the USA
Crafted for comfort, inspired by the coast.
Where Coastal Comfort Meets Craftsmanship
Living on the coast, we could never find a tee that fit right — lightweight, great quality, and built to last. So we made our own.
Feel the Difference
Crafted from premium 4.2 oz 100% Airlume cotton, this tee is lightweight, breathable, and impossibly soft — the kind you’ll want to live in, all year long.
Good for the Planet. Better for People.
Made in certified facilities under ethical working conditions, using approved dyes and mindful production that reduces waste and supports true sustainability.
